2013-06-26 - 11:39 p.m.

If flying's already taken when I get to the head of the line, I'm fairly certain that my superpower would be: to speak all the languages. I just saw an interview with Kobe Bryant, who lived in Italy when he was a kid, and that dude was speaking Italian. I have no idea if his accent was any good or what but it sounded pretty good to me. And he's also pretty good at sports. To be able to order food but also compose a bad poem in any language you wished? Man. Get the fuck out of here.

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