2013-04-17 - 7:37 p.m.
Sports fans, I get drunk easily. For a long time, I thought I could hold my drink. But after drinking the same number of nine-dollar beers last night at the Orioles game, I was substantially drunker than the others. This realization helps make sense of about eight thousand other nights. I wish it were a marketable skill.
Also, I was hungover today. I read celebrity gossip, which is not a thing I can ever remember doing. Anna Kendrick, turns out, is pretty funny.
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